The technical storage or access is strictly necessary for the legitimate purpose of enabling the use of a specific service explicitly requested by the subscriber or user, or for the sole purpose of carrying out the transmission of a communication over an electronic communications network. It's the perfect gift for your friends with a sense of humour as big as their morning caffeine cravings.

Happy Penis mug - Crafty Badger

This cheeky mug features a collection of playful illustrations, each showcasing a different kind of, uh, "manhood. Made by Humans All of our products are designed and hand-printed by actual human people, right here in the USA.It comes with a smart LED display to let you know when your drink has reached the perfect temperature, an in-built battery and an auto-sleep function that intelligently senses when it’s time to turn off. Just fill it up with your favourite tipple, raise a hearty toast to Odin and co, then get ready to party like a Viking!

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Whether you’ve got kids, a busy job, or let’s be honest, are just trying to get through the day without having a nervous breakdown, the Ember Cup gives you one less thing to remember. The smart mug lets you set the desired temperature of your hot drink using the app, then keeps it at that temperature wirelessly for 1. Introducing the "Penis Mug" - because why sip your morning coffee from a plain ol' cup when you can have an entire gallery of. Simply decant a measure of your favourite loose leaf tea inside the sweet little fish-shaped strainer, add your water and you're ready to go! As you can see in the photo linked above, one variation of the penis cup has the penis inside the cup.

If you’re not a morning person then this heat sensitive witches brew mug will go perfectly with your daylight resentment. She replied, said that she wished she had taken a picture of it, but the mountain sights were more important to her. However, many holes exist around the rim of the mug making it impossible to drink from anywhere but the penis. I’m only giving links to the photos I found so as not to offend anyone who doesn’t want to see the photos. The reason I think it’s that one or one like it, the Caneca das Caldas, is because this design was nominated for the “7 Wonders of Popular Culture” contest of 2020 in Portugal.

The Penis Cup – A Traditional Mug of Caldas da Rainha The Penis Cup – A Traditional Mug of Caldas da Rainha

Either way, you’ll be treating yourself to a perfectly steeped cuppa for once, instead of making do with a quick bash around with a spoon after letting the tea infuse for a paltry half minute. An inspired design that casually treads the fine line between subtle abstract masterpiece and horrendous phallic overload. Whether you're savouring the sunset on your patio, hosting a rooftop soirée, or simply dreaming of a sun-kissed Italian vacation, your personalised Aperol Spritz logo glass will induce some serious cocktail envy.

The Penis Mug is made from the finest china and is as sturdy as any other cup in your cupboard, it’s very hard! They each hold 340ml of your favourite vino, and once the party's over, just pop off the stems, clip them neatly inside the glasses and slip them into the handy waterproof travel case. Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? Swigging on mead and planning their next plunderous voyage while beating each other up for the fun of it and bellowing drinking songs 'til dawn.

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Just remember, it's all in good fun, and it's sure to be a conversation starter at the office or a hilarious addition to your morning routine.Whether you're looking to impress at a picnic, enjoy a sophisticated tipple at Glasto, or drown a sorrow or two on the morning commute, it's never been easier with these perfectly portable wine glasses.